Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can’t do that. It’s gone, gone forever. -Dan Quayle-
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Surely God would not have created such a being as man, with an ability to grasp the infinite, to exist only for a day! No, no, man was made for immortality. -Abraham Lincoln-
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War is certainly a shock when you first face it in its stark nakedness. -Robert Ellis-
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. -Albert Einstein-
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When the opposite sex is involved, you have to expect a certain amount of inconsistent and idiotic behavior. -Ward Cleaver, “Leave It To Beaver”-
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In the valley of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
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Conformity may give you a quiet life; it may even bring you to a University Chair. But all change in history, all advance, comes from the nonconformists. If there had been no trouble-makers, no dissenters, we should still be living in caves. -A.J.P. Taylor-
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After the Internet and GPS, the greatest thing the entire human race ever accomplished may be the merger of Baskin Robbins and Dunkin Donuts.
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The future should be important to you. That’s where you’ll spend the rest of your life. -Grandma, “Hi and Lois”-
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Medicine makes people ill, mathematics makes them sad, and theology makes them sinful. -Martin Luther-