The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. -Abraham Lincoln-
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So I was in the lab and I mixed some oxygen and some magnesium and it was, like, OMg.
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Gibbs’ Rules #42: Don’t ever accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.
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No mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for ideology. -Ronald Reagan-
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Gibbs’ Rules #40: If it seems like someone’s out to get you, they are.
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Smile. It will make people wonder what you’ve been up to.
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Don’t be yourself. Be someone a little nicer. -Mignon McLaughlin-
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There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.
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Gibbs’ Rules #23: Never mess with a Marine’s coffee if you want to live.
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Gibbs’ Rules #51: Sometimes you’re wrong.